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Frankie de la Cretaz's avatar

My secret hope for Kelsey Plum is that she finds a hot masc to date and writes off men forever but that's just because I want everyone to be gay.

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Alex Lewis's avatar

Honestly fair lmaooo

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Robert the contemplative's avatar

I wish I could've been on that party bus lol

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Alex Lewis's avatar

Well run it back when I turn 40

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Robert the contemplative's avatar

That’s a lil far away amigo. Make it 35 and deal lol

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Natelegé Whaley's avatar

Happy belated birthday, fellow Taurus! the food tour sounded like so much fun and good chaos. kendrick dropping “not like us” during our season was the best gift for a hip hop fan. glad you got to play it with friends. It dropped on my birthday and hearing it with friends in real time was too fun lol

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Alex Lewis's avatar

Happy birthday to you too! Taurus gang 🤞🏽 Not Like Us dropping on your birthday sounds like a fever dream, I know that was lit lol that “a minorrrrr” line may be the musical moment of the year

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Dia Lupo's avatar

Cannot stop laughing at the waffle

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Alex Lewis's avatar

Chocolate chips with a side of waffle

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Sophie's avatar

thanks for making this one free, i loved reading it!! also feeling soooo normal about the ellie goulding mention (she's been one of my favorite artists for a decade now)

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Alex Lewis's avatar

Thank you for reading it!!! And yesss Ellie is a legend and an icon and it wouldn't be a birthday without at least one Ellie Goulding song

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